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            EXT. US/CANADA BORDER - NIGHT

            The old Norton clunks into gear and rumbles to one of Canada
            Customs ultra-modern, high-tech kiosk as the light changes to
            green. The agent reads Hal's license from a monitor fed by
            several video cameras and keys it into his terminal.

                                CANADA CUSTOMS
                      Where you from?

                                HAL
                      Seattle.

                                CANADA CUSTOMS
                      Destination?

                                HAL
                      Duh, visiting my cousin.

                                CANADA CUSTOMS
                      Can I see some ID please?

            Hal indicates the US border station.

                                HAL
                      Duh, I think it's still over there.

            ANGLE ON COMPUTER SCREEN

            Displaying flashing "Warning - Apprehend" signs.

                                CANADA CUSTOMS
                      Would you pull over there please? Someone
                      will be with you in a moment.

            Frustrated, Hal drives toward customs building. A late model
            Viper painted in RCMP colors broods in the background. Three
            Customs Officials come out of meet him. Hal drives close, as
            if to stop, gunning it at the last minute and peeling down
            the highway leaving the Customs Officials scurrying.

            A TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS AS Hal makes serious time down the
            highway, gunning it when he hears a siren behind. Ahead,
            several RCMP cruisers take up position to block the highway
            at an underpass. They look at each other nervously when it
            becomes apparent he isn't going to stop.

            At the very last minute Hal swerves to the right and up the
            embankment. Flying over the highway, he's down the other side
            and back on his way without missing a beat. RCMP scramble to
            take up pursuit.

            When the RCMP cars appear to be gaining, Hal swerves to his
            the left, into the ditch and across oncoming traffic.
            The police try to follow. One cruiser gets stuck in the mud,
            the other taken out by a truck full of chickens. The Viper
            races across and continues the chase.

            Hal desperately wrings as much as he can from the old bike,
            but it's no match for the super-charged cruiser. As Hal races
            to the crossing the train gets dangerously close. He's about
            to make it when the bike starts stuttering and stalling.

                                HAL
                      Baby, don't fail me now.

            It continues stuttering, slowing almost to a stop. Hal
            frantically tries everything to get the bike going. Finally
            he resorts to an act of desperation - he prays.

                                HAL (CONT'D)
                      Okay, I give. I'll never be selfish
                      again, I promise, now please...

            The bike roars back to life and leaps across the road just in
            time to miss the train, leaving the Viper on the other side.

            INT. SECTION D, DULCE NEW MEXICO COMPLEX

            The train slows as it enters the massive underground Dulce,
            New Mexico complex. A multi-level hell of bizarre
            experimentation parades past the windows; thousands of humans
            and human mixtures in cold storage, hybrids of humans and
            animals, genetic nightmares stalking back and forth in cages.

                                PRESIDENT
                      Where in hell are we?

                                SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
                      Two and a half miles beneath Dulce, New
                      Mexico.

                                PRESIDENT
                      Why have I never been briefed?

                                SECRETARY OF STATE
                      You don't have "CODE WORD" clearance.

                                PRESIDENT
                      I'm giving you a direct order. What is
                      this all about?

                                SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
                      The Grays were on the Mars and Moon bases
                      during the Wars of the Gods and weren't
                      hit with radioactive fallout. They still
                      live thousands of years but can't
                      reproduce.

                      The tAzoonians engineered them that way.
                      They're trying to make a hybrid that will
                      let them continue their species.

                                SECRETARY OF STATE
                      They made a deal with Hitler first. He
                      let them experiment on humans in exchange
                      for world control. When they saw we were
                      closer to the bomb they did a deal with
                      Eisenhower. The Grenada Treaty lets them
                      to use a limited number of humans. We get
                      advanced weapons technology.

                                PRESIDENT
                      You mean we won the war because of some
                      green aliens? What about the bomb?

                                SECRETARY OF STATE
                      They're gray sir. It was made to look
                      like it stopped the war to justify the
                      money spent. It's all in Professor
                      Quigley's "Tragedy and Hope."

                                PRESIDENT
                      And the millions who died at Hiroshima
                      and Nagasaki?

            The train pulls to a stop.

                                SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
                      Collateral damage sir. I believe this is
                      where we get off.

            They disembark and approach an ultra-high-tech security
            station at a central hub. Over 3000 real-time video cameras
            keep vigil. tAzoonian symbol language is everywhere. Security
            officers wear jumpsuits with the MJ-12 Symbol on the front
            upper left side and carry a "Flash Guns". ID cards are used
            in card slots for doors and elevators. 

                                SECURITY
                      Destination?

                                BROTHER IGNATIUS
                      Sub-level 4.

                                SECURITY
                      Business?

                                BROTHER IGNATIUS
                          (indicating the President)
                      Processing.

                                SECURITY
                      Cleared.

            The security officer motions to a processing room where
            they're met by more security.

                                SECURITY 2
                      Move to a change rooms, remove all
                      clothing and personal effects including
                      jewelry and watches. Place them in the
                      containers. Your picture will be taken
                      when you stand on the scale. When you
                      hear a beep put on the supplied uniform
                      and reassemble in the next room.

                                PRESIDENT
                      What is this all about?

                                SECURITY 2
                      Standard security procedures sir.

            EXT. BC SEA-TO-SKY HIGHWAY - NIGHT

            TRACK with a nasty storm as it rolls over the ocean to shore.
            TRUCK IN on Hal driving the twisted mountain highway as
            thunder and lightening do their dance.

            Rounding a corner, he sees a figure straining to push
            something along the side of the road. He recognizes Nuke as
            he passes.

                                HAL
                      What's he doing up here?

            Through his rear-view mirror a BOLT OF LIGHTENING strikes
            Nuke. Hal turns in time with the deafening CLAP OF THUNDER.

                                HAL (CONT'D)
                      If that ain't a sign, I don't know what
                      is.

            He rides back to find Nuke smoldering on the gravel shoulder.
            The putrid smell of burnt flesh mingles with rising smoke.
            Hal holds his nose and does what he can to help the nearly
            expired urban archeologist.

                                NUKE
                      Cough, your detachments progress well.

                                HAL
                      Detachments? Dude, I've lost everything.
                      All I got left is the clothes on my back.
                      And the bike...

                                NUKE
                      Yes, more work to do. Be quick. The end
                      times near. Cough, do you still have it? 

                                HAL
                      What? That medallion thingy?
                          (checks pockets)
                      Shit, must be on the bus.

                                NUKE
                      Don't let them get it. Get it to him.

                                HAL
                      Him who?

                                NUKE
                      The Strange Attractor. Get it to him
                      before its too late.

                                HAL
                      Dude, what the hell are you on about?

                                NUKE
                      The Strange Attractoaaaghh...

            Our perspective shifts as Nuke's consciousness is severed
            from his body. Hal watches it drift into the astral realm.


                                HAL
                      Whoa, that's what happens when you check
                      out.

            Something rustles in Nukes shopping cart, itself a casualty
            of the lightening. Hal moves stuff around, finding a battered
            oKee scrunched up inside. He is now yellow-green and glows
            only faintly.

                                HAL (CONT'D)
                      You? I should have known.

                                OKEE
                      Heart?

                                HAL
                      I keep tellin ya its Hal, little...

            Nuke's body glows brightly, vanishing in a ball of dazzling
            white light.

                                HAL (CONT'D)
                      ...dude, this shit just ain't right.

                                OKEE
                      He was heart...

                                HAL
                      Yeah, he was all heart. And look where it
                      got him. What's this shit about a weird
                      attraction?

                                OKEE
                      Must find love...

                                HAL
                      Don't we all...

            The sound of wailing sirens becomes audible in the distance.

                                HAL (CONT'D)
                      Shit. We gotta get out of here.

            INT. DULCE WAITING ROOM

            The Presidents entourage assembles in their off-white Dulce
            Uniforms with ID cards around their necks. The Secretary of
            Defense picks up the conversation as they walk.

                                SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
                      Hostilities broke out when the Grays
                      violated the treaty. Too many abductions.
                      People started asking questions. Things
                      settled down again when we set up this
                      base. We give them facilities and
                      prisoners, homeless, for experiments,
                      they give us technology: lasers, missiles
                      and bio-agents, that sort of thing.

            They arrive at a super-sophisticated elevator, controlled by
            a magnetic system inside the walls.

            INT. DULCE ELEVATOR

                                PRESIDENT
                      Then all our history is wrong. We have an
                      obligation to let the people know.

                                SECRETARY OF STATE
                      No, we don't. Our obligation is to
                      prepare Earth for the tAzoonians return. 

                                PRESIDENT
                      Do you know what you're saying?

                                SECRETARY OF STATE
                      We're reestablishing their control center
                      in the Middle East, stockpiling gold and
                      building craft to move it to Mars.

            The elevator stops. As they disembark their ID's are
            individually verified. A slide-walk moves them down the glass
            and steel corridor.

                                SECRETARY OF STATE (CONT'D)
                      Our priority is to keep the programs
                      funded. If the population knew, they'd
                      ask questions and not like the answers.

                                SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
                      Besides, we've already started
                      depopulation procedures. Soon there won't
                      be enough left to worry about.

                                PRESIDENT
                      Depopulation?

            They arrive at a room where six 4 ft. Gray aliens wait.

                                BROTHER IGNATIUS
                      They requested we meet alone.

            The door shuts behind the President and the Jesuit. After a
            BEAT, the President screams, followed by a ZAP.

                                AIDE
                      Need-to-know basis only.

                                SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
                      I have a squad waiting. I want to know
                      the moment they get his signature on that
                      intel order.

            EXT. BC SEA-TO-SKY HIGHWAY - DAY

            Rain makes the road like glass. Hal rounds a corner a bit too
            fast, loses control and dumps the bike. He collects himself
            from the bushes, then checks oKee's.

                                HAL
                      You all right?

                                OKEE
                      Pain. I need love...

                                HAL
                      Like I said, welcome to the club. Come
                      on, we gotta keep moving.

            oKee scrambles onto his back. Hal notices he's near his
            sunken boat.

                                HAL (CONT'D)
                      How come I keep landing in the same pile
                      shit? Damn, you weigh a ton. What've you
                      been eating?

                                OKEE
                          (tummy grumbles)
                      Nothing.

            EXT. MOUNTAIN CLEARING - LATER

            It's pouring now. A completely soaked and exhausted Hal
            struggles to a nearby rise under oKee's ever-growing weight.

                                HAL
                      Damn, it wasn't a dream.

            WHAT THEY SEE

            At least a dozen Marines sporting MJ-12 insignia mill around
            a makeshift command post with tables under tarps. The two
            helicopters sit off to the side. One cold and miserable human
            is caged in a wire compound by the woods while the remains of
            Mikey's cabin can be seen smoldering in the distance.

                                HAL
                      It is Marion. You know, the girl? When we
                      found you? Over there, in that cage.

                                OKEE
                      sMother?

                                HAL
                      Whatever. Wait here.

            oKee tugging on his clothes stops Hal.

                                OKEE
                      D-d-don't leave. Help must you.

                                HAL
                      I'm just going in for a closer look. Stay
                      right here til I get back.

            Hal scrambles into the underbrush, leaving oKee alone.

            EXT. MOUNTAIN CLEARING/CONTINUOUS TIME

            Marion is lightly clothed, wet and miserable. Hal sneaks up
            behind the pen.

                                HAL
                      Marion, it's me, Hal. Over here.

                                MARION
                      Hal? Just the guy I wanted to see. Hey
                      guys...

                                HAL
                      What are you doing? Trying to get me
                      caught?

                                MARION
                      Good idea. Damn, where's a marine when
                      you need one?

                                HAL
                      Remember the boat? That stuff about
                      leaving your body? It's hard to explain
                      but I know what you're talking about.
                      I've been there. I believe you.

            Marion stops searching for a marine and shrieks.

                                MARION
                      You do? Nobodies ever believed me! It's
                      been happening all my life and everyone
                      thinks I'm a crazy blonde.

                                HAL
                      Shhh. Well, if you're crazy I'm a
                      lunatic. What's all this about?

                                MARION
                      Oh, they're after the little green guy.
                      Know where he is?

                                HAL
                      Maybe. What are they doing?

                                MARION
                      Something about satellites and blasting
                      under rocks and stuff. I wasn't really
                      paying attention.

            ANGLE ON MARINES SETTING UP SATELLITE DISH

                                HAL
                      This can't be good. Wait here. I'll be
                      back to rescue you.

                                MARION
                      Like, what do you think you're doing? 

                                HAL
                      I'm a roadie right? I screw up electrical
                      shit all the time, why not now?

            He scuttles into the woods. Tracing the sound source to the
            large helicopter, he sneaks up as the marines finish setting
            the radar dish on the top of a rise. Spotting a junction box
            he decides on a plan. There are tense moments as he inches
            along on his belly, finally stopped by a boot in his back and
            machine gun to his head. He stands with hands raised.

                                HAL (CONT'D)
                      Hi guys...what do you say, nice day for a
                      hike woods? I'll be going then...

                                HICKS
                      Yeah, you're going all right.

            The butt of a rifle lands on Hal's jaw, knocking him out
            cold.
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