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420::009 Strictly Need-To-Know

            Troy gives Marion a long stare.

                                TROY
                      Not yet. I need her in one piece for a
                      while yet.

            EXT. STREET OUTSIDE MARION'S APARTMENT - DAY

            Homeless mill as Hal's bus parks outside Marion's apartment.

            INT. BUS/CONTINUOUS TIME

            oKee is on the floor dressed in a pair of gaudy boxer shorts

            and a 'Hal' baseball cap, both way too big.

                                HAL
                      This is Marion's place. Remember prime
                      directive one; stay out of sight! I'll be
                      right back.

            oKee watches out the window as Hal darts across the street.

            WHAT HE SEES

            A confused jumble as people leave thought forms trailing in
            their wake. Not only can he see everyone's ASTRAL OVOID, he
            registers odd ETHERIC CREATURES riding on shoulders and
            flitting about heads. He watches as they misdirect 'straight'
            people, but are curiously missing from most 'marginal' folks.

            REGULAR VIEW

            SCREAMER scurries toward the bus yelling at nobody visible.

            WHAT OKEE SEES

            Screamers yelling at a particularly nasty ETHERIC CREATURE in
            a pathetic attempt to make it go away. The creature notices
            oKee gaping and lunges, RIPPING through the passenger door.

            oKee freaks. He's out the open window and down the street,
            the creature in pursuit. Down a lane, he comes to a dead end.
            He tries going through the wall, an instinct from a previous
            life, but his body is as solid as the bricks. An EERIE VOICE
            BOOMS as the creature raises its ugly arms to attack.

                                DWELLER
                      There is no escape.

            A bolt of light appears from down the alley stopping the

            entity in its tracks. Caught in the blast for a BEAT, it
            disintegrates into no-thing. The glow retreats into the
            OUTLINE OF NUKE down the lane.

                                OKEE
                      Diamond heart...

            But Screamer who rushes to help obscures his view.

                                SCREAMER
                      You okay buddy? That things been at me
                      all my life. I'm free. How can I thank
                      you?

            Screamer lunges to give a trembling oKee a bear hug. oKee
            bolts down the litter-strewn alley.

                                SCREAMER (CONT'D)
                      Wait. I want to help.

            INT. SKID ROW CONVENIENCE STORE/CONTINUOUS TIME

            Running past the man at the counter, oKee hides among some
            flowers. Peering out, the scent of roses catches his
            attention. He takes a nibble, then sets out to devour all the
            roses in the display with reckless abandon.

                                SHOP OWNER
                      Look kid, you want to eat flowers, that's
                      your business, but you're gonna pay for
                      em first.

            As oKee chews, his pupils shrink and swirl wildly. He starts
            shaking uncontrollably.

                                SHOP OWNER (CONT'D)
                      Yeah, yeah. Get the hell outa my shop
                      before I call the cops!

            oKee's ASTRAL BODY spins wildly, taking on an almost solid
            form. As it increases in speed, flowers, pop cans and
            anything else on the nearby shelves fly about. The shop owner
            ducks behind the counter as he dials the phone.

                                SHOP OWNER (CONT'D)
                      Goddamn junkies...
                          (into phone)
                      Yeah. This is Joe's Market. I've got a
                      real pervert here. I need a car. NOW!

            ANGLE ON HAL

            at the front of Marion's apartment talking to the LANDLADY.

                                HAL
                      Look, I know Marion doesn't want to see
                      me, but this is really important.

            The kindly woman notices some commotion down the street.

                                LANDLADY
                      Marion hasn't been home for days. Some
                      army men came by and took her away. I've
                      had to use my keys to feed her cat. Oh
                      my, what are they up to now.

            Hal looks absentmindedly, then resumes his conversation.

                                HAL
                      Crazy nuts...

            Then it hits him - the noise is coming from the direction of
            his bus.

                                HAL (CONT'D)
                      Shit! Thank you Mrs. Crabtree.

            He rushes to the bus. Taking a quick look, he spots the open
            window and no oKee.

                                HAL (CONT'D)
                      Shit, shit and more shit.

            He arrives, out of breath, at the commotion just as a police
            car pulls up and two uniforms rush inside.

                                SHOP OWNER - O.S.
                      He's there, under the counter.

            ON OKEE

            laying under a shelf. His pupils swirling, holding his
            stomach in pain. The legs of the cops appear under the
            counter. One bends down for a better look.

                                COP 1 - O.S.
                      What is it?

                                COP 2
                      Never seen anything like it.

            ON COPS

            they sit on their haunches. One takes his nightstick, giving
            oKee a poke. He recoils, letting out a HOWL.

                                COP 2
                      Call the meds; I'll try to coax it out.

            Cop 1 speaks into his shoulder mike as he walks away.

                                COP 1 - O.S.
                          (receding volume)
                      Unit 5, we need med backup at Joe's
                      Market on...

            INTERCUT COP 2 AND OKEE

                                COP 2
                      Hey little, uh, fella. Why don't you just
                      roll on out from there.

            CLOSE ON OKEE'S PAINED FACE

            The cop reaches in with the nightstick but oKee pushes
            himself out of reach. He tries to extend his arm by lying on
            his stomach. As the stick gets closer, oKee squirms up his
            face. The cop shrieks in pain, grabbing at his temples.

                                COP 2
                      AHHHH! Get out! Get out of my head.

                                COP 1
                      What's happening?

                                COP 2
                      It's like it's inside my head telling
                      me...argh!

            The other cop tries his luck, albeit more aggressively.

                                COP 1
                      That's it, real easy now...

            Just as he's about grab oKee there's a loud SCREAMING.

            WIDE ON THE STORE

            Screamer pushes past Hal, rushing into the store followed by
            Nuke, MONA pushing an OLD BABY CARRIAGE and the SANDWICH GUY.
            Screamer runs down the aisle knocking over displays as he
            goes. Hal scurries back to his bus.

                                HAL
                      That's it. I'm outa here.

            EXT. MIKEY'S MOUNTAIN TOP - DAY

            Wounded get triage while marines set up a base camp in what
            was Mikey's yard. A smaller BLACK HAWK follows a GIANT
            CHINOOK HELICOPTER. Both painted black with MJ-12 ID [Greek
            letter Tau framed inside black triangle on a red background].
            Flashlights signal where to land. 

            ANGLE ON RCMP CONSTABLE PIDD

            and OFFICER ROSS outside their patrol car by the highway.
            They watch in horror as these "black helicopters" descend on
            Mikey's mountaintop. Signs of their previous unsuccessful
            attempt to penetrate give testament to how formidable it is.

                                PIDD
                      Now what the hell's going on up there?
                      Come on Ross, we're getting up there if
                      it's the last thing we do.

                                ROSS
                      Sounds about right.

                                PIDD
                      What?

                                ROSS
                      Sir, we've been trying for five years
                      now. There's booby-traps everywhere.
                      Heck, we're lucky we got out of that last
                      one alive.

                                PIDD
                      Damn it, we're RCMP officers. We have a
                      tradition of always getting our man. Now
                      buck up and lets get going.

            ANGLE ON GIANT CHINOOK

            Now landed, it's being used as a command center. The Black
            Hawk sits ominously to one side. LIEUTENANT BALDWIN emerges
            from the Chinook wearing a pith helmet, long scarf and
            carries a polo stick. His aide is regular army. Both salute
            as they approach Troy.

                                LIEUTENANT BALDWIN
                      At ease. What've you got here Troy?

                                SERGEANT TROY
                      Lieutenant. Confirmed alien craft, two
                      cases of gold bars, some plant material
                      that glows and one deserted log house.

            Baldwin smirks at Troy's beret.

                                LIEUTENANT BALDWIN
                      Nice hat.

                                SERGEANT TROY
                      Waiting redeployment sir.

            ANGLE ON MARION IN THE COMPOUND.

                                LIEUTENANT BALDWIN - V.O.
                      This the one your boys picked up in town?

                                SERGEANT TROY - V.O.
                      Affirmative sir. Expired intel asset.

            FAVOURING BALDWIN

            giving Marion a respectful once over. He takes a deep breath
            then barks his orders the aide busily scribbles down.

                                LIEUTENANT BALDWIN
                      Too bad. Great day for killing, don't you
                      think? Detention by the woods, command
                      over there, evac the wounded and get on
                      that craft. RV's reported an underground
                      bunker. I want to see it before tea.

            The aide dashes off while Baldwin briefs Troy.

                                LIEUTENANT BALDWIN (CONT'D)
                      Now Troy, we need a word. About your
                      groups conduct...

            EXT. WHITE HOUSE - ESTABLISHING - DAY

                                PRESIDENT - O.S.
                      Why don't we just talk to them?

            INT. OVAL OFFICE

            A perturbed US President holds a pen. He's seated at his desk
            surrounded by the Vice President with medic, Secretaries of
            State and Defense and JESUIT BROTHER IGNATIUS.

                                VICE PRESIDENT
                      We've already tried that Waldo.

                                PRESIDENT

                      But this is serious. Think of how it'll
                      play on TV.
                          (news anchor posture)
                      The United States today announced they
                      are invading another innocent country.
                          (regular posture)
                      It just doesn't work Dick. We can't keep
                      sending our marines into friendly nations
                      with orders to kill for no reason.

                                VICE PRESIDENT
                      We have reason. Now sign the orders.

            President pushes himself back, tossing the pen on the papers.

                                PRESIDENT
                      What possible reason do I have for
                      signing an intel order that'll send a
                      group of the deadliest assassins on earth
                      against a nation whose standing army we
                      could beat with a squad of Girl Guides?

                                VICE PRESIDENT
                      It's strictly need-to-know. Now sign the
                      damn orders!

            The Vice President's medic diverts his attention.

                                MEDIC
                      Perhaps you should let someone else
                      handle this, hmm?

                                SECRETARY OF STATE
                      Mr. President, we believe aliens are
                      involved.

                                PRESIDENT
                          (jokingly)
                      What, Mexicans invading from Canada?

                                SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
                      No sir, extraterrestrial aliens.

                                PRESIDENT
                      What exactly are you saying, John?

                                SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
                      We have reason to believe a group of
                      aliens called 'Grays' have breached a
                      treaty, violated our airspace landing in
                      Canada and are passing advanced weapons
                      technology to terrorists.

                                PRESIDENT
                          (flustered)
                      Treaty? For heavens sake, you don't mean
                      to say little green men actually exist?

                                SECRETARY OF STATE
                      They're actually gray sir, not green.
                      That's why we call them "gray's".

                                PRESIDENT
                      I don't care what color they are. Who
                      else knows about this?

                                SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
                      That's classified.

                                PRESIDENT
                      Classified from whom? I'm the President
                      of the United States. I'm Commander-In
                      Chief.

                                SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
                      Yes sir. But it's still classified.

                                PRESIDENT
                      Listen, as the commander-in-chief I'm
                      giving you a direct order. I want a
                      complete briefing of who these creatures
                      are, where they come from and what the
                      hell they're doing here. Do I make myself
                      clear?

                                SECRETARY OF STATE
                      Yes sir. Perfectly clear sir.

            The group gives each other a look as they leave the Vice
            President and President alone.

                                VICE PRESIDENT
                      Lay off this one Waldo.

                                PRESIDENT
                      As if goddamn terrorists aren't bad
                      enough, now I've got invaders from space?

                                VICE PRESIDENT
                      It's Brotherhood business.

                                PRESIDENT
                      When did this Brotherhood of yours start
                      calling the shots?

            EXT. MINE ENTRANCE

            A few marines lead Baldwin and Troy to the cave entrance. A
            rumbling starts underfoot as they approach.

                                JOHNSON
                      I don't like the sounds of that.

            The ground shakes violently as the MINE ENTRANCE closes like
            a GARAGE DOOR.

                                SERGEANT TROY
                      Shit.

                                BUTTS
                      Lets blast da mother open. 

                                SERGEANT TROY
                      As the Lieutenant has reminded me, Berets
                      can infiltrate, recruit locals, arrange
                      shelter for soldiers, and organize
                      resistance. Landscaping is a no go.

                                LIEUTENANT BALDWIN
                      We could get away with a WACO.

                                SERGEANT TROY
                      A Waco?

                                LIEUTENANT BALDWIN
                      You know, play bad music really loud.

                                SERGEANT TROY
                      Annoy them into surrendering. Why not?
                      Until we get that intel order, that's
                      about all we can do.

                                BUTTS
                      Can we burn the cabin and rape the women?

            Lieutenant Baldwin nods in approval.

                                SERGEANT TROY
                      Torch the cabin, but lay off the girl.
                      She may have some value yet. 

            EXT. HOMELESS HOUSE - ESTABLISHING - EVENING

            The brickwork is either crumbling from years of neglect, or
            covered with graffiti. What was once a proud 3-storey
            "estate" home is now a focal point for the cities homeless.

            INT. HOMELESS HOUSE/CONTINUOUS TIME

            Mona, a small, bony bag-lady with garishly misapplied makeup
            and stringy hair in her late 50's pushes an old baby carriage
            into the hallway. MOOSE, a slovenly moose of a guy, chain
            smokes as he sprawls across the sofa surrounded by beer cans,
            bags of chips and such in various states of decay. He watches
            TV in a hazy, drunken stupor. Mona stops the carriage so
            oKee, who's inside, is subjected to the drone.

                                MONA
                      Just wait here like a precious. Mona will
                      be right back.

            She skips off as a commercial starts.

                                TV KID - GIRL - O.S.
                      Mother, Timmy won't share.

                                OKEE
                      sMother?

                                TV MOM - O.S.
                      Now Timmy, don't keep all those SUPER
                      SUGAR SNACKS to yourself.

                                TV KID - BOY - O.S.
                      But, Jane ate the last box before I got
                      any.

            ON TV

                                TV MOM
                      Both of you come here right now.

            The kids penitently enter. Mom produces another box of SUPER
            SUGAR SNACKS and hands it to Jane. Smiles all around.

                                TV MOM (CONT'D)
                      We all love Super-Sugar Snacks. And you
                      know, a family that loves together, stays
                      together.

            ON OKEE

                                OKEE
                      Love?

                                TV DAD - O.S.
                      Honey, have you seen the SUPER-SUGAR
                      SNACKS?

            Mom puts the box behind her back. Mom, Timmy and Jane
            snicker.

                                TV MOM
                      Sorry dear. We must be all out.

                                OKEE
                      Huh?

            A NEWS UPDATE flashes on the screen.

            INTERCUT NEWS ROOM WITH AMATEUR FOOTAGE OF OKEE'S SHIP
            STREAKING ACROSS THE SKY

                                NEWS UPDATE ANNOUNCER
                      4:20 news flash. On a strange day that's
                      already seen the sun go out, eyewitnesses
                      taped a ball of fire falling from the
                      sky, landing in a remote mountain area
                      along the BC coast. Authorities deny
                      speculation of a UFO, saying an
                      investigation is underway. More on the
                      evening news at 8:40.

            Panic washes oKee's face as Mona approaches with a DOLL MAKE
            OVER KIT, her misapplied makeup worse than before.

                                MONA
                      Come along bee-bee, it's time for a
                      makeover.
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