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            EXT. MARINA - ESTABLISHING - NIGHT

            TV TALK SHOW blares as the bus lumbers into a MARINA PARKING
            LOT. TRUCK OUT revealing the picture is one of a number of
            SECURITY MONITORS in the MARINA OFFICE. JASON, the OWNER,
            sits at a desk eating potato chips and drinking beer as he
            watches the TV. Intercut Hal parking his bus and trying to
            sneak past, the TV show and Jason being a slob.

                                HOST
                      ...but Mr. Vice President, isn't the
                      ballistic missile threat limited?
                      Shouldn't spending be tied to threat?

                                VICE PRESIDENT
                      We're a nation at war, Mike. Only an
                      international missile defense system can
                      protect us against terrorists and rogue
                      states.

                                HOST
                      But isn't this just feeding hard-earned
                      tax dollars into questionable programs
                      that enrich the industrial-military
                      complex and politicians connected to
                      them?

            The boardwalk CREAKS.

                                VICE PRESIDENT
                      Conspiracy theories. Fiction created by
                      lunatics that hate America; hate our
                      freedoms and our way of life. This admin

            Jason mutes the TV with a remote as Hal tries to sneak past.

                                JASON - O.S.
                      Going somewhere?

                                HAL
                      Oh, hi Jason, didn't see ya.

                                JASON
                      Ya, sure. Cough it up.

            Hal checks his pockets, pulls out his partially eaten hoagie
            sandwich, hesitatingly offering it.

                                JASON (CONT'D)
                      Moorage is due first of the month.

                                HAL
                      Look dude, I was supposed to get paid
                      tonight but shit happened. I'll have it
                      by the weekend. Promise.

                                JASON
                      I don't like you Lighter, or that piece
                      of crap you call a boat. This is it. No
                      more bull shit. Pay up or I'll have it
                      towed and sold for scrap.

            EXT. MARINA BOARDWALK - NIGHT

            Hal rips into the hoagie as he storms down the boardwalk
            lined with expensive boats. Yuppie couples lounge on their
            decks, sipping cocktails and enjoying the FULL MOON.

                                HAL
                      Ana-Bell for scrap? Asshole.

            He rounds a corner, arriving at his DILAPIDATED BOAT. A
            black, partly chopped NORTON COMMANDO MOTORCYCLE sits on deck
            surrounded by empty beer cans, magazines and other junk. The
            boat is 6 inches lower than expected, causing him to trip
            coming aboard. Collecting himself, he tears up a handmade
            sign reading GARBAGE SCOW someone's taped to the door.

            Below deck is even more of a wreck. Retro 70's memorabilia
            abounds, topped with a vintage 60's Silvertone Amp-In-Case
            guitar hanging from the ceiling. But the foot of water he
            finds himself SLOSHING in detracts from all else.

            Yanking a handful of darts from a dartboard, he drops into a
            chair to dial his cell phone. As a groggy voice answers, Hal
            closes one eye, taking careful aim.

            FAVOURING

            The DART BOARD with a PICTURE of a whale of a woman
            dominating a skinny, nerd-ish little man taped to it.

                                JASON - O.S.
                      Marina.

                                HAL
                      Jason, dude. I got, like, a major
                      emergency. I gotta get into dry dock.

                                JASON - O.S.
                      It's 2:30 in the morning!

                                HAL
                      It's an emergency dude!

                                JASON
                      Until you're paid, in full, plus an
                      advance, forget it. Ya know, I should do
                      us both a favor and have that piece of
                      shit towed before it plugs up my berth...


            He tosses the dart, hitting the woman between the eyes, then
            frantically stabs at the phone. It pops out of his hand,
            landing with a SPLASH. When he fishes it out, it's dead. He
            looks "up" as he talks.

                                HAL
                      Somebody tryin to tell me somethin?

            EXT. LOW EARTH ORBIT

            A US Space Shuttle is in the final stages of deploying a
            satellite.

            ANGLE ON SDI BASE, FORT GREELY, ALASKA/CONTINUOUS TIME

            The SECRETARY OF DEFENSE, some MILITARY BRASS and a few
            CIVILIAN REPORTERS mill around the control room chatting over
            tea and cookies.


                                CONTROLLER
                      Major Armstrong? We're good to go sir.

                                MAJOR ARMSTRONG
                      Excellent. Release the rabbit.
                          (to civvies)
                      Kindly keep your eyes on the monitors
                      ladies and gentlemen. More tea anyone?

            ANGLE ON MONITOR

            as the doors of a MISSILE SILO open. With a ROAR a US ICBM
            jumps from the hole.

            ANGLE ON SATELLITES

            beeping and turning into position as the missile leaves
            Earth's atmosphere.

                                CONTROLLER - O.S.
                      Satellites tracking for intercept.

            As the missile comes within range, the satellites focus the
            ENERGY FROM THE SUN into HIGH INTENSITY LASERS striking the
            missile. As the intensity increases, the missile glows
            brightly until it's gone in

            A HUGE NUCLEAR EXPLOSION!

                                                   FADE TO AND FROM WHITE

            ANGLE ON CONTINUED REVERBERATIONS

            ripping a brilliant hole through TIME-SPACE. Far beyond the
            consciousness of Earthlings, the explosion sends cascading
            shock waves tearing the HIGHER ENERGY CONSCIOUSNESS apart. As
            they reform, they communicate via flashings of color,
            appearing as multicolored mists of translucent, sparkling
            beauty and heard as music.

                                COSMIC COUNCIL - WAVE 5
                      Every time they split an atom the rend in
                      time-space grows, endangering harmony.

                                COSMIC COUNCIL - WAVE 4
                      It's time to admit them lost for good.

                                COSMIC COUNCIL - WAVE 3
                      But that would mean annihilation.

            As the ripples subside, the "waves" coalesce into singular
            entities and the scene fills with delicate hues. The very air
            comes alive with music and color, suffused with light and
            harmony. Movements produce harmonies of color and sound in a
            lovely series of ever-changing chords. The sound of
            INDESCRIBABLY BEAUTIFUL MUSIC, more a combination of
            vibrations, fills the air.

                                COSMIC COUNCIL - WAVE 5
                      If that is their destiny.

                                COSMIC COUNCIL - WAVE 3
                      Just a bit more help...

            A small center of consciousness, floating as a sparkling &
            translucent multicolored cloud, chimes in.

                                SMALL CONSCIOUSNESS
                      Why?

                                COSMIC COUNCIL - WAVE 2
                      There is an overcrowding of consciousness
                      needing to return to finish their
                      evolution. If they do not, harmony cannot
                      be kept in balance.

                                COSMIC COUNCIL - WAVE 1
                      And balance must be maintained. But to
                      maintain balance...

            The COSMIC COUNCIL settles into a group of singular entities -
            BEINGS OF LIGHT emanating feelings of enormous compassion
            that move in and out of SOFT FOCUS. 

                                COSMIC COUNCIL
                      ...thought must be affected and that can
                      only be done in the realm of the
                      manifest.

                                SMALL CONSCIOUSNESS
                      How?

                                COSMIC COUNCIL
                      Through the structure of its Strange
                      Attractor.

                                SMALL CONSCIOUSNESS
                      But what is that?

                                COSMIC COUNCIL
                      It is you.

                                                            DISSOLVE TO:

            STUNNED REPORTERS

            The brass applauds wildly as Armstrong approaches the podium.

                                MAJOR ARMSTRONG
                      Ladies and gentlemen, the Secretary of
                      Defense, Mr. John Hanover.

            He approaches to polite applause.

                                SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
                      Thank-you. We've all just witnessed a
                      truly historic event. This was the first
                      successful test of our Missile Defense
                      initiative, known to some as Star Wars.
                      It's the basis for our power projection
                      not only around the world, but into the
                      vastness of space, ushering in a new
                      world order on a cosmic scale.

            Polite applause. The Secretary points to one of the reporters
            with his hand up.

                                SECRETARY OF DEFENSE (CONT'D)
                      Questions? Yes?

                                REPORTER 1
                      Was that a live ICBM?

            The question takes him aback.

                                SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
                      On or off the record?

            Polite chuckles.

                                REPORTER 1
                      Both?

                                SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
                      Ahem, you've just witnessed the
                      successful deployment of a multi-billion
                      dollar program for directed-energy
                      weapons to intercept missile threats to
                      America's homeland. Next question?

            The Secretary points to a different reporter, but the
            original persists.

                                REPORTER 1
                      Aren't you concerned about the effects of
                      fall-out you just released?

                                SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
                      Someone else? Questions? Yes?

                                REPORTER 1
                      Isn't this really the beginning of a new
                      arms race in space?

            The Secretary is angry.

                                SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
                      We've taken the high ground and now
                      dominate all use of space. Forever.
                      Period. Now, if you'll excuse me.

            On his way out he snaps at an aide.

                                SECRETARY OF DEFENSE (CONT'D)
                      You were supposed to clear them. Get his
                      notes and make sure he never files
                      another report as long as he lives.

            INT. HAL'S BOAT - MORNING

            Six darts stick in the picture on the dartboard, the woman's
            head to be precise. Hal snores loudly in the chair, beer in
            hand and feet on a table. BANGING wakens him. Unconsciously
            he drops his feet straight into the icy water.

                                HAL
                      Eaaaaahhhh fuck!

                                MARION - O.S.
                      Hal? You in there?

            EXT. HAL'S BOAT

            Hal pushes the door open and sloshes on deck, shaking the
            water from his feet and rubbing the sleep from his eyes.

                                HAL
                      Yawn, you were going to phone...

                                MARION
                      You didn't answer.

            He remembers his dead cell phone as Marion, totally disgusted
            by the mess, comes aboard.

                                HAL
                      Yeah.

                                MARION
                      Ooh. So gonna help a gal out?

                                HAL
                      Look Marion, I can't right now, I...

            She plants herself on deck, arms crossed in defiance.

                                MARION
                      Fine. I'm stayin put til you say yes.

            He sighs, pulls a beer can from a cooler, cracks it and takes
            a long draw. His eyes pop open as he spits out the beer.

                                HAL
                      Shit!

            WHAT HE SEES

            Jason points a TOW-TUG in his direction.

                                MARION - O.S.
                      It's not working...

            ANGLE ON HAL

            frantically unplugging and untying the boat.

                                HAL
                      I'd get ashore if I was you.

                                MARION - O.S.
                      Not until you say yes.

            He tosses a towrope at Marion before jumping on the control
            deck and starting the engines.

                                HAL
                      Have it your way.

                                MARION
                      Hey? Wait. Where you going?

            THE TUG

            rounds the corner to his now-empty berth.

                                HAL - O.S.
                      The hell outa here.

            EXT. MARINA/CONTINUOUS TIME

            He slips out of the marina and into the busy boat traffic.
            Out of harms way, he settles back to roll a joint between
            guzzles of beer.

                                MARION
                      Like, where are you taking me?

                                HAL
                      You wanted some puff, right?

                                MARION
                      Yeah, but I can wait at home. I've got,
                      like, important stuff to do.

                                HAL
                      Suit yourself, but you're gonna have to
                      swim. No public docks for miles and I
                      ain't goin back there till it's safe.

            Marion stares toward the shore. She talks to herself as she
            struggles with the moment.

                                MARION
                          (quietly)
                      No. I can't.

                                HAL
                      What?

                                MARION
                      I said this is bullshit!

            Hal cracks open his Zippo and lights up.

                                HAL
                      Chill dude. It's a beautiful day. Sides,
                      you look like you could do with a bit of
                      an altitude adjustment.

            He tries to pass the joint, but she refuses.

                                MARION
                      That shit just puts me to sleep. I'll
                      take a beer though.

            He tosses her a cool one, puts his feet up and captains into
            the strait.

                                HAL
                      What do ya want a pound for then?

                                MARION
                      I don't want to go into it right now.

            She cracks the beer and, much to Hal's amazement, tosses most
            of it back in one go.

                                HAL
                      Dude...

                                MARION
                      BURP, another?
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